Day 309: What if I gave you the manual to loving me, would you succeed?

It seems no matter what way I lay it out, it doesn't work. Relationship wise, I mean. So how do you get something and make sure it works the way it is supposed to? Read the manual. I thought if I laid it out, it would be too easy, but not predictable. but here it is. How to love me.

1. Be very intelligent. -My patience for listening to idiots is limited.

2. Mean what you say.- If your words don't match your actions, your words don't mean anything.

3.Succeed in your life.-Believe me, I will always do me and make sure that I am doing things that make my loved ones proud. I'm going need you to do the same.

4. Don't come up to me when you are not a whole person. -I am a whole person, have been that way for a while. I don't need others to pay my bills, I can finish my own sentences, I have a car AND a license, and a job, education and career path. If you can't say yes to all these, do not PASS GO, do not collect a phone number.

5. Realize that love is shown in different ways and show it.- I could care less if you give me a bag worth $500, remember my blog name and something I wrote about and I'm yours.

6. The key to my heart is attention.- Texting me, calling me, seeing me, recognizing me, giving me gifts, feeding me, talking about me and I'm near by all these are a source of affection for me.

7. I want to trust you.- I want to go new places with you and not have you looking at me. I want you to protect me in case of harm. I want to know that instead of causing problems, you'll be there to help me solve them. I want to know when times get tough, you won't disappear.

8. I'm seasonal- From March- July, just wind me up and I'm off. I don't need much interaction unless I'm asking you to go on a trip with me. But any of those winter months, shut down. I  need you more than usually. Just please be patient, I'm going through a phase, it will lift as soon as it gets warm again.

8. I can be demanding, but only because I expect as much as I'm willing to give which is a lot. And if you can't handle all I have, I'm willing to make it easier on you and give some to someone else. Tough. I guess I'll have to find someone stronger.
9. I am ready to start thinking about settling down and building a future with someone. Are you it? I'm really not interested in a 6 year relationship. We make it 9-10 months tops, lets move on to the next stuff.

10. If you tell me, THAT YOU DON"T WANT ME RIGHT NOW, that your job has you too busy and you have things that you gotta do.... My answer is: If you don't want me now, then your taking a chance, I won't want you later.


Be blessed. Terrific night!